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MrApophis
mommy said not to talk to strangers.. but she's always drunk all the time why should I listen to her advice?

Rob Boss @MrApophis

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Posted by MrApophis - March 31st, 2016


Well, this site has radically changed since it's inception. It owes its success to trolling, via Tellytubby funland, Pico's School (which makes fun of columbine) and other shit the creator made. However, after around 2008 the content started to just .. become degenerate. Back in the days before youtube and google videos, Newgrounds was the hub of adolescent activity. However, as the internet evolved, our computers and networks were strong enough for videos on the go instead of waiting 5 fucking hours for it to load or bypassing our data limit.

If you look at the average flash submitted today, it seems like you have to be some fruity generation z autist to understand or enjoy it. I registered this account in 08 or 09 but never used it until 2014. I figured I'd carry on the legacy of the ancient by trolling and shitposting, much like Livecorpse did. However, some faggot mod deleted all of my audio except for 3. I've stopped by after a month to check in on my content.

I want to say, fuck all of you up the ass with a Saguaro cactus. All of you except for my friends, who I won't name because i dont want the faggot SJW mods b&ing you too.

This site is culturally dead. as gay and degenerate as 4chan is, even it's better quality than here. This site stopped being relevant around the time Obama was first getting into power. It was fun to troll or shitpost but my work here is done. Good day. I won't be missed by all you autists, and vise versa. I have better sites to frequent.


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See ya later guy. 4chans /b/ honestly isn't better than general but they'd probably have a better time there. Maybe /r9k/ ?

Oh shit !!! (I'm not an englishspoken, so I apologise for my mistakes...)
Only a few words: -your publications brought something different to this website, I appreciate that !
-people bravely hiding behind their computer spending their time to denunce other people because they have a different vision of what internet is are rollerblading faggots acting like good old 40's fascists.
-I hate censorship so much.
Good luck for your next projects on the Internet !

Hear hear. Newgrounds basically died when the faggot admins sided with Sarkeesian.

Godspeed, you intellectual of the ages. If you ever read this, I'd like to know of some better, uninfected sites.

4chan is cancer but its still worth it to lurk esp /pol/ and /k/
ED is dying but 2 of us work hard as fuck to archive any lulz going on
the internet is just dead due to SJWs and Normies now you're fucked

There have to be SOME disease-free sites that can fill the gap. I know SomethingAwful is infected (Thanks for nothing, Lowtax and Slowfat), but what about Slashdot?

Slashdot is fun to troll
ED is run by lazy fags now but it's still good

Btw, the core SJW mod seems to be TurkeyOnAStick. That faggot should get his ass beat for helping to ruin Newgrounds.

OK COUCH CUCK

who would win
connect the dots cracker face
vs
uphanded upholstery

brave american soldier forces himself into school facility to overcome the navajos

lol ur ded

rip, wish I coulda knew ya buddy. Shame about the shooting thing, aside from that you come off like the kind of asshole I would have been well aquainted with if not decent internet friends. Kek and lel in hell my compatriot.

Rest in piece

RIP Couch Cuck

Who cares, faggot.